Fuck you Ninjavideo! Fuck you for having this movie available to screen and knowing that I'll have enough free time to watch it while Ben immerses himself in Mafia Wars!
So awful! And I thought it was gonna be kinda a Broken Lizard type thing (and in a really bad way it was) but the difference is that it only made me laugh once as opposed to an average of at least 4 during Beerfest.
Basic premise - 3 guys: first guy likes screwing anything that walks, second guy now hates women after discovering his fiance going down on a white rapper, third guy is the good one of the bunch about to get married.
3 guys venture to go to stripclub...debauchery ensues including a horrifying scene where guy 1 has sex with a midget, then guy 3 cuts guy 1 out of his life (for about a day). Then guy 1 angers a heavyset girl, gets dosed with visine in his drink and insert disgusting poop/diarrhea scene. Guy 1 realizes what a douche he is and then apologizes in this big soliloquy at Guy 3's wedding. Guy 2 is uneventful.
There, if you've read this you've seen the movie. Congrats. I just saved you 1hr and 45 min of your life that I'll never get back again. Fuck me.
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