Why!? WHY!!?? Why is this happening lord? Since when do we mix our beloved marvel elite with the likes of Cruella de Vil and Pocahontas?
Be prepared to go from this:
To this:
Okay so this image alone is better than Wolverine: Origins (yes, I said it, that movie was redicu-awful), but can you imagine a Wolverine sequel where the guest cameo is Mickey in a wolvie costume? Or perhaps near the end Wolverine sits the x-kids down for a good ol' moral speech about justice and racial equality?
NO. If Wolverine isn't stabbing, smoking, drinking and grunting, then its just not a movie I want to see.
In fact, be prepared for all the marvel titles to tote a nice friendly PG rating from here on in. Or maybe they'll get crazy and do a PG-13 on us like Curse of the Black Pearl.
Disney Studios has aquired Stan Lee's brain child hoping to corner a new market:
“It helps Disney add exposure to a young male demographic it had sort of lost some balance with,” Joyce said, noting the $4-billion offer was at “full price.”
What? Disney Princesses weren't enough for you? Hell! It only took you 70 years to come out with an African American one! Disney...you're so progressive.
Here's hoping they cast Miley Cyrus as Shadowcat. OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!
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Well. For one thing, Marvel could collaborate w pixar technology. I think it'll be cool.
Sassafras.
Heeey! Hockey loving douchebag! i missed you.
damn. you are hot. Like the girl in groove, hot.
facebook me. over and over. snoogans.
okay! but i probably wont.
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