Always Talk To Strangers

Can I tell you how much I love Omegle? It's this awesome little website that allows you to talk to total strangers anywhere in the world (but mostly from the states). Some people are sports. Some just disconnect on you the minute you type "crotchmonkey" but I guess its all about personal preference. Here are some convo's I had tonight!

Stranger: ass through nuts.

You: ....

You: well thats random

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: this is awkward.

You: AHAHA

You: more for me though

Stranger: was it?

You: a little

Stranger: i felt PREEETTTY awkward.

You: its okay i thrive on awkward

Stranger: i think you're an awkward size queen.

Stranger: like

You: gasp...how did you know!?

Stranger: well.

Stranger: i can't come up w anything witty.

Stranger: : i'd suck at who's line is it anyway.

You: one liners are the life blood of this world

You: if you dont have them you have...nothing

Stranger: i agree.

Stranger: i like you stranger.

Stranger: I like the way you move.

You: i do too! i'm pretty fluid

You: i should be on that show so you think you can dance but i'm too damn good and i'd win too easy

You: i like a challenge

Stranger: alright there "go getter"

You: whats a chicken select?

Stranger: what are you canadian?

You: is that like....squished out chicken?

You: noo....(hides canadian flag)

Stranger: no it's the chicken fingers u get at mcdonalds...the long dry ones, lol

You: ooooooooooh. i dont eat mcdonalds

Stranger: neither do i

You: that secret sauce is mostly urine

Stranger: that's awesome

You: never trust a smiling mcdonalds employee

Stranger: i love canada

Stranger: i've never been

You: you should

Stranger: but i love hockey

Stranger: LOVE IT!!!

You: i actually know nothing about hockey

Stranger: wow.

You: thats a common misconception about canadians

You: yea ...i know the montreal canadians...and the toronto maple leafs

You: and the mighty ducks cause of the movies...thats about it

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: are u a girl?

You: what cause i dont know hockey i'm a girl?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i'm just asking

You: i think thats what you were implying

Stranger: bc if you're canadian

Stranger: and you don't know hockey

Stranger: you're either a girl or a 3 year old boy.

Stranger: and you're typing pretty fast.

You: well you're american...do you know "marrying your cousin"?

You: i win