Ahem...I Have a Birthday Coming Up

If you know me, you know I love bacon and if a=b, b=c then c therefore equals me having a hard on for these shoes.

They're so fucking sweet. They're called "Ninja craves bacon". And you can fully pimp them custom style on Zazzle.com. I'm currently making mine black...because Ninja's eat bacon at night, before a good maiming. And with maple syrup. They're dangerous like that.

Fuck I'm hungry...