Twitter is So Out

So if you're just catching on to Twitter now then I just want to let you know its already passe. Enter Flutter, taking microblogging to the next level with nanoblogging! Can't summarize your thoughts in only 26 characters or less? Well then its time to turn off your computer and call it a day. You just can't keep up with the times you pathetic excuse for a social networker. Yea that's right...go get that noose...yep...stand on the chair...okay fine, you can tweet one more time - quitter.